no
because this is actually fucking true
this prick ass bitch
can
- draw
- act
- pretty sure he can sing like a fucking angel
- and is like super shitting nice
- and it pisses me off
- and to add it all
- he is gorgeous
the only thing we can pick on him for is that he can’t cut fucking tomatoes
YEAH JUST TOMATOES
UGH I HATE THIS MAN
Not only that, but he also:
- Reads a significant amount
- Reads actual, intellectually stimulating literature
- Can carry out urbane conversations
- Is extraordinarily humble and modest
- Has the leanest waist I may have possibly ever seen
- Is ginger.
Some more stuff to add on to the list:
- his immense, extensive vocabulary
- the ability to look damn good in any type of hairstyle
- can maintain attractiveness even with that creeper!stache
- he can fucking write. Seriously, he could have chose to be a journalist or some shit. May I remind everyone about that holiday article he wrote?
Totally reblogging this again already just for the truth in the comments.
And may I add, he can also
- play piano
- play violin
- scuba dive
- rock climb
- ride motorbikes
- and to add to the writing thing, that piece he wrote about the carjacking was pretty bloody amazing too. I read it so early on after learning of his existence and I cried.
- oh yeah and his arts funding campaigning. YOU HERO.
- and his impressions are better than most impressionists I’ve seen
DAMN YOU CUMBERBATCH FOR MAKING ME FEEL SO INFERIOR I HATE YOU (I don’t really)
I also heard he’s
- a fucking fantastic lover
oh and stating the obvious
- as was said before
- this gorgeous piece of actor can
- you know
- actually act
- not to mention he can do accents
- but only if they are his native accent, American, or Rickman
- speaking of Rickman, his impressions are so bad that they come full circle and become good again
- and
- he’s the biggest dork on the planet
- and he makes that attractive
i’m sorry but ♥ seriously ♥
SO MANY REASONS
that in it of itself is a reason.
What about his sense of fashion!
He’s also a huge doctor who fan in case no one noticed, looks damn fine in any article of clothing, and humble enough to make jokes (hilarious ones) at his own expense
^^^^^ALL OF THIS
Did anyone specifically mention, besides every fucking perfect thing already mentioned:
- his fucking cheekbones
- his beautiful-as-fuck eyes that change colors
- his hands
- ALL the aforementioned talents, skills, quirks
- and
- he makes what should be an unattractive pose/picture fucking attractive
- all overwhelmed by his genius and enormous acting talent
- and basically being a perfect human being, which somehow has not caused the world to explode, just so we can gaze at his perfection.
I concur. On the basis of these reasons, I may have to conclude that he has just surpassed Stephen Fry. And Stephen Fry is like my fucking god already.
(Source: violentthrill)
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